Funny Rude Jokes
Funny rude jokes and all kinds of other funny jokes are the best way to take the blues away! Trust me, I always turn to humor and funny stuff when things get cold and grey. Rude jokes are my all time fave so of course I will be making my site specifically around them…
Now lets have some short funny rude jokes…
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people — Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go..
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll miss you.’
That one was really harsh! I’ve got some more…
As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.
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This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: ‘You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?’
The guy says, ‘I’m from Iowa.’
The bartender asks, ‘What th’ hell you do in Iowa?’
The guy responds, ‘I’m a taxidermist.’
The bartender asks, ‘A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?’
The guy says ‘I mount animals.’
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, ‘It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!’
Yes! What really funny rude jokes those were, now I’ve got a great video for ya’…
Okay so I will be back soon!